Thanks to the both of you cavorting around dressed wildly inappropriate, you have lost a part of your fan base. See, what neither of you seem to grasp is that parents (such as I) control what our children watch, and control what they buy.

Thanks to Miley dancing like a stripper during the Teen Choice awards, we threw out anything Hannah Montana. Thanks to Noah dressing like a hooker at a recent Halloween party, we will not watch her show. Nor will we buy anything Cyrus-related.

Both of you are practically begging every person with pedophilic tendencies to fantasize about you. You are also screaming with your choice of wardrobes and actions, “Fill my womb before I am ready for such a responsability!”

I hope the both of you realize that you’re not only hurting yourselves, you’re losing fans rather quickly.

Signed,
A Concerned Mother