Ok wait a second. Sun and Jin aren’t married. Is this the alternate reality we’re seeing, or is this a flashback. We’re going with a flash sideways.

Oh yea, and someone’s taking pictures of the Losties on the island – our guess is Whidmore, but really, who knows.

Sayid has “lost” all emotions, so he’s just hanging out by himself.

Jin gets more angry than we’ve ever seen him (on the island at least) and wants to head off and find Sun, but before he can, he and the rest of the camp are shot by darts, but by who? And why do they specifically want Jin? Not sure yet.

And commercial break.

Well at least this episode has a strong opening, even if by the end we’re wondering where all of our answers are. So, lets continue…

Now we’re back on another part of the island, hanging out with Sun, Ben, Ilana, Jack, Miles, and Frank and we’re waiting on Hugo and Richard to come back. Oh and don’t mind normally calm Sun as she throws a mild hissy fit and storms off.

And flash sideways – So Sun and Jin might not be married, but they’re definitely together.

And back to the island, where Locke talks to Sun about finding Jin – he wants to reunite them. But, Sun doesn’t believe him, and she runs. Literally.

Sun hits a tree and passes out and Locke returns back to his camp only to find everyone shot with darts, and of course Jin is missing. And they want Jin because…?

We find him locked in a room. Oh no. Not that room! The LOST Torture Room that we’ve seen in another episode – The Darma Initiative called it Room 23. The woman who comes into the room claims he’s safe there, but she tasers him when he tries to leave. Oh, called it. Whidmore brought him there.

And now we’re back with Locke, who chats with Claire about how her name is not on the cave wall. How about chatting with her about taking a bath, that would be nice.

We also find out that Kate’s name isn’t on the wall, but that Locke still needs her to fulfill his plan of getting off the island. We’re guessing the story with Claire’s son Aaron, who Kate has been raising, isn’t over – we can’t wait to see when it comes into play again.

In the flash sideways Jin and Sun get caught together and are in trouble for losing the money from Sun’s father when they went through customs at the airport. A man is looking for the money, a man we’ve seen before. The man who shot Ben’s daughter Alex on the island right? Martin Keamy.

And Sun’s back on the beach on the island. She can’t speak english anymore after hitting her head – but she can understand it.

And Hugo and Richard are back.

Well that was short lived – Richard wants them all to leave.

Got pylons? Whidmore and “Locke” are standing on the other beach surrounded by pylons to keep “Locke” out. “A wise man once said that war was coming to this island. I think it just got here.” Well touche “Locke,” touche.

Sun goes off on a tantrum, when Richard says he wants to destroy the plane before Locke uses it to get off the island, but alas no one can understand her.

In the flash sideways, Sun’s bank account has been closed by her father, possibly because he has found out about her and Jin.

Martin Keamy locks Jin in a room and tells him that he was sent to kill him because Sun’s father found out about his relationship with her.

Back on the island – Whidmore talks to Jin about finding Sun’s luggage on the plane, and of course they find a camera, with baby pictures on it. Jin’s daughter.

Whidmore then tells Jin it’s time for him to see “The Package.” Sounds ominous. But the package isn’t a what, it’s a “who.” Ah! Commercial!

Jin’s locked in the fridge, and hears shooting outside, oh well hi Sayid. Well, not so helpful Sayid, but at least he didn’t kill him.

Sun’s brought back to the kitchen by the man who went to the bank with her to try to get money out, and they find a bunch of people dead, including Martin, woah wait, we’ve seen this part before when we saw Sayid’s flash sideways!

Ok, so now Jin is free and ready to kill the bad guys, but he’s not quick enough. Sun gets shot. And she’s pregnant. Ok Sun and Jin’s flash sideways really stinks. Just saying. All the other characters had pretty good flashes, but not these two.

Jack learns that even though Sun can’t speak in english she can write – so the two have somewhat of an emotional conversation – because all the sudden Jack’s all about helping everyone in sight. Yet before, it was all about him.

Locke sends Sayid over to Whidmore’s side of the island, oh time out. Is that Desmond?

Um, what exactly did we learn.